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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:03
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
No, not a chance
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Debitis voluptas voluptatem ea sit.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts